Here are the three most exciting things that have happened in my life in the last while:
1) I graduated. I am now a Master of Library Science. Doesn't that sound impressive?
It's less impressive that I never could figure out how to wear the master's hood properly.
2) I went to Ireland (this gets an exclamation point because it's much more exciting)!
Fantastic, beautiful scenery!
More fantastic, beautiful scenery!
Can there possibly be more fantastic, beautiful scenery?
Oh, but there can!
It's a very nice place, Ireland.
3) I had a perfectly ripe peach and some fancy cheese for dinner this evening while I watched Pride and Prejudice. Simple tastes, you know. I am easily satisfied by the very best.
My, what an exciting life I do lead.