Yo ho, yo ho...
It's the Salem Friendship! For a place so serious about burning people alive, they're awfully punny. Though maybe puns are part of the evil... hoom.
I went to Salem last year and it was wonderful - the people were wonderfully nice and welcoming, and it's just a neat little city. I do not, however, suggest attempting to drive to Boston from Salem in the hopes of going to see The Decemberists, because Massachusetts navigation is like navigating the Bermuda Triangle. Not only do none of the streets have signs to tell you where you are, but at one point the light at which we were sitting turned red and yellow at the same time, causing this sort of face: o.O
So... go to Salem, or go to Boston, but do not attempt to travel between the two. It's harder than it looks.