Don't you know that you're toxic?
My mom spent summers here as a kid, and I'm jealous. Of course, that was back before some dummy poured a bunch of government toxic waste into the lake and made it not quite as nice as it used to be.
You can't tell it's toxic by looking, though. You also can't tell half the actresses in Hollywood are anorexic by looking either, but that doesn't mean it's peachy keen.
That's probably a bad example, but you know what I mean. Also, I want to give Lindsay Lohan a cheeseburger and fries so badly I'd buy it for her myself if I were the kind of person who had celebrity friends. My friends should really get on that. If they were famous, I'd buy them stuff.